Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
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2000 Columns:
Todd Foltz
Uncle Todd's tips on moving friends (8/20/00)
John Hedgecoth
Bouncers for the great GenX pension gig (7/2/00)
Chris Jungle
A quick run-through (1/2/00)
Watch your back (1/9/00)
Cuban boy in America (1/16/00)
A Jungle moon (1/23/00)
My favorite president (1/30/00)
Party conversations (2/6/00)
58 (2/13/00)
The little kingdom (2/20/00)
Non-social entities (2/27/00)
Gun control, part 1038 (3/5/00)
The good cheese (3/12/00)
Good teams can beat great teams (3/19/00)
The Graffiti House (3/26/00)
Recycled (4/2/00)
Charter (4/9/00)
No. 9, No. 9, No. 9 ... (4/16/00)
13 virtues (4/23/00)
Post Vietnam (4/30/00)
Surfing for erotic content (5/7/00)
New Mexico is burning (5/14/00)
Normal China (5/28/00)
Rock and me (6/4/00)
Back to the top of the slide (6/11/00)
May I speak to Mr. or Mrs. Jungle? (6/18/00)
The closet isn't big enough (6/25/00)
Rights we take for granted (7/2/00)
Free Lee (7/9/00)
Cruisin' for a bruisin' (7/16/00)
So you want to be in the movies? (7/23/00)
Superbugs (7/30/00)
The old ball game (8/6/00)
Reform means to form again (8/13/00)
The lesser of two weevils (8/20/00)
Surviving without immunity (8/27/00)
Predictions and explanations (9/3/00)
Cell suck (9/10/00)
What the government can do (9/17/00)
The un-Olympics (9/24/00)
MI-486? (10/1/00)
Sell Fred (10/8/00)
All I see is you fighting (10/15/00)
Mixing the colors (10/22/00)
Macready (10/29/00)
Undecided (11/5/00)
Out of our hands (11/12/00)
Thanks 2000 (11/19/00)
Go long (11/26/00)
Jackpot! (12/3/00)
I quit (12/10/00)
Endgame (12/17/00)
A Christmas miracle (12/24/00)
2001 (12/31/00)
Michael Maiello
What made our millennium? (1/2/00)
Greenspan gets to keep his job (1/9/00)
We can't send that Cuban kid anywhere (1/16/00)
The rich become, well, more so (1/23/00)
Who bought your politician? (2/6/00)
Stop the show, I want to get off! (2/13/00)
When a nation is stumped (3/5/00)
Presidential grudge match (3/12/00)
What's fair to OPEC? (3/19/00)
Copyrights and music and the future (3/26/00)
Why business thought is dumb (4/2/00)
Real journalists vs. Leonardo DiCaprio (4/9/00)
Crashed (4/16/00)
Am I getting stupider or is it just me? (4/23/00)
A New Mexican for Veep? Not bloody likely (4/30/00)
Oh my God, no ABC (5/7/00)
Fitzgerald's worst novel is my favorite (5/14/00)
Why the Microsoft breakup won't affect your life (6/11/00)
A good time to kill the death penalty (6/18/00)
Why I wouldn't let my kid be a Boy Scout (7/2/00)
No lefties for President (7/9/00)
Freedom of religion means freedom from religion (7/16/00)
More dissembling about Viet Nam (7/23/00)
What's not to like about Dick Cheney? A lot (7/30/00)
Yay! People are suffering! (8/6/00)
What's wrong with Lieberman? (8/13/00)
In praise of employee theft (9/10/00)
Israel, George Orwell and Americans (10/22/00)
Swapped my vote (11/5/00)
Dismantle the Electoral College (11/12/00)
Hail to the thief (12/17/00)
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Jon Worley
Post-millennial depression (1/2/00)
Age of expectation (1/9/00)
Raising the roof (1/16/00)
Creation cult (1/23/00)
Speed thrills (1/30/00)
What a boy wants (2/6/00)
Four on the floor (2/13/00)
Stick man (2/20/00)
Bobbin' and weavin' (2/27/00)
They're everywhere (3/5/00)
Oil slick (3/12/00)
And Iran, Iran so far away (3/19/00)
Prom on tap (3/26/00)
More about the guys with baseball bats (4/2/00)
Marking time (4/9/00)
Undergrowth (4/16/00)
Just the facts (4/23/00)
But you're so high (4/30/00)
The big itch (5/7/00)
An infinite number of search engines (5/14/00)
Mind the gap (5/28/00)
Trying to tame chaos (6/4/00)
Museum musings (6/11/00)
Ahmgunnuh Kikbutee (6/18/00)
Ride the lightning (6/25/00)
Out of Scouts (7/2/00)
Harry's field day (7/9/00)
The great American smokeout (7/16/00)
Too rich for my blood (7/23/00)
You are the Vice President of my life (7/30/00)
Party on, W (8/6/00)
Diary of a freeloader (8/13/00)
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy (8/20/00)
Just a shot away (8/27/00)
The meaning of life, in three acts (9/3/00)
Ring around the rectal aperture (9/10/00)
If dreams were a dime a dozen, I'd be a chocolate malt (9/17/00)
I speed (9/24/00)
Don Slobo (10/1/00)
Al and Dubya save Social Security (10/8/00)
Dead wrong (10/15/00)
A noble quest (10/22/00)
Family outing (10/29/00)
That thing on Tuesday (11/5/00)
The people have spoken? (11/12/00)
Not so bad (11/19/00)
Cleared for landing (11/26/00)
Toy (12/3/00)
Last ups (12/10/00)
Selected readings (12/17/00)
The recession is coming! The recession is coming! (12/24/00)
There he goes again (12/31/00)
Matt Worley
Calm down everybody, the money is still tender (1/2/00)
Really, where did the time go? (1/9/00)
Stomping the ground starting fires (1/16/00)
C'mon people now... (1/23/00)
Going negative (1/30/00)
Drunken teenage marauders (2/6/00)
Open wide (2/13/00)
Movies--Oh wait, I mean pictures (2/20/00)
A rash of pseudo-Reagans (2/27/00)
How much for Rocker's hard head? (3/5/00)
Meet the new Pong (3/12/00)
The blackout (3/19/00)
Springtime silliness (3/26/00)
Baseball sings its siren song (4/2/00)
Pump it up, y'all (4/9/00)
Perils of conformity (4/16/00)
Just shut up (4/23/00)
Rumors and innuendo (4/30/00)
Suing over the new mix tape (5/7/00)
More musical mayhem (5/14/00)
Memories (like the pictures on my wall) (5/28/00)
The rain (6/4/00)
The kids, the dead and the artists (6/11/00)
Summertime (and the living's easy) (6/18/00)
Where have all the good times gone? (6/25/00)
Easy theories for complicated times (7/2/00)
No bang for the buck (7/9/00)
When the toilet runneth over (7/16/00)
The story so far... (7/23/00)
Just another freak in the freak (7/30/00)
Super summer shakedown (8/13/00)
Vomiting your past into the toilet bowl of life: An overview (8/20/00)
I am a criminal (8/27/00)
Punching, ducking, weaving (9/3/00)
Mistakes were made (9/10/00)
Ties that bind (9/17/00)
The $27,000 question (9/24/00)
The oddest thing occurred to me (10/1/00)
Revolutionary times (10/8/00)
The comedown (10/15/00)
Us vs. Them (10/22/00)
What is free and what is paid for (10/29/00)
So what'cha want? (11/5/00)
Be careful what you wish for (11/12/00)
A matter of trivial importance (11/19/00)
Walking the electric doggies (11/26/00)
There's a Christmas tree in my office (12/3/00)
Oh God, here it comes again (12/10/00)
Hark, the herald angels sing (12/17/00)
The legacy of 2000 (12/24/00)
Looking forward to bigger Big Macs (12/31/00)
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