Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/2/12)

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2010 Columns:
Chris Jungle
  • Cruising in the new year (1/3/10)
  • Acting! Genius! Thank you! (1/10/10)
  • Scattered (1/17/10)
  • Let 'em filibuster! (1/24/10)
  • Baby TV (1/31/10)
  • Lobo fever (2/7/10)
  • Too much talk (2/14/10)
  • Medicine or make believe (2/21/10)
  • William Jefferson Clinton (3/7/10)
  • Getting Irish (3/14/10)
  • Census 2010 (3/21/10)
  • Lack of improvement (3/28/10)
  • White ball (4/4/10)
  • Paperless (4/11/10)
  • Marrying Maria (4/18/10)
  • The same, only different (5/9/10)
  • Marriage nesting (5/16/10)
  • Hope for the future? (5/23/10)
  • The hole (5/30/10)
  • Heat haze (6/6/10)
  • Stop the cancer fight (6/13/10)
  • Six squared (6/27/10)
  • Smokers & firefighers (7/4/10)
  • My World Cup runneth over (7/11/10)
  • Rotgut (7/25/10)
  • Weed-free wagon (8/1/10)
  • Two years in the making (8/15/10)
  • God (8/29/10)
  • Tats (9/12/10)
  • The po po (9/19/10)
  • August: Osage County (10/3/10)
  • Stop breaking down (10/10/10)
  • The rebound dilemma (10/17/10)
  • Scene of the crime (10/24/10)
  • Lead & Coal (10/31/10)
  • Unwinners (11/7/10)
  • Poor rich (11/14/10)
  • Hurry up & wait (11/21/10)
  • Fly rules (11/28/10)
  • Jews & things (12/5/10)
  • Medusa (12/12/10)
  • Again with the Christmas (12/19/10)
  • 2-0-1-0 (12/26/10)

    		• Jon Worley
  • Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be pro athletes (1/3/10)
  • Men behaving like boys (1/10/10)
  • The era of good feeling (1/17/10)
  • When I was a little bitty baby (1/24/10)
  • Pure and simple (1/31/10)
  • Two feet high...and rising (2/7/10)
  • Eight (2/14/10)
  • Turncoat (2/21/10)
  • Fair? (3/7/10)
  • Poof (3/14/10)
  • The wrong side of history (3/21/10)
  • Inglorious (3/28/10)
  • Another way (4/4/10)
  • Virginia is for whitey (4/11/10)
  • Ash (4/18/10)
  • Uel (5/9/10)
  • Changey change (5/16/10)
  • Liber-what? (5/23/10)
  • Hardware (5/30/10)
  • Closing up shop (6/6/10)
  • Rootless (6/13/10)
  • Seven-O (6/20/10)
  • Play-by-play (6/27/10)
  • Sticky (7/4/10)
  • Spies like us (7/11/10)
  • Earthquake! (7/18/10)
  • Melting point (7/25/10)
  • Heft, the the lack thereof (8/1/10)
  • Battles (8/8/10)
  • Sweet land of bigotry (8/15/10)
  • K (8/22/10)
  • Jest folks (8/29/10)
  • Headwaters (9/12/10)
  • A mixed barnyard metaphor (9/19/10)
  • Skin me a pig (9/26/10)
  • The people are the people (10/3/10)
  • Dealbreakers (10/10/10)
  • Just thinking (10/17/10)
  • Inferiority complexes (10/24/10)
  • E pluribus unum (10/31/10)
  • Oh, Canada (11/7/10)
  • Hey! That says "soccer!" (11/14/10)
  • Come dancing (11/21/10)
  • Super sounds (11/28/10)
  • .edu (12/5/10)
  • A (cheap) place for my bits (12/12/10)
  • Up and down (12/19/10)
  • An atheist Christmas (12/26/10)
    		• Matt Worley
  • Gettin' better all the time (1/3/10)
  • There are rules! (1/10/10)
  • You don't wanna know (1/17/10)
  • One &$#%&@ guy (1/24/10)
  • Feeling old, getting older (1/31/10)
  • If I'm wrong... (2/7/10)
  • What is love? (2/14/10)
  • Weer all crazee now (2/21/10)
  • But I really love "1979" (3/7/10)
  • New haircut (3/14/10)
  • Half a life ago (3/21/10)
  • Filling in the blanks (3/28/10)
  • Tapping reserves (4/4/10)
  • Along the way (4/11/10)
  • Misadventures in the brain of Evil Matt (4/18/10)
  • Crazy mixed up world (5/9/10)
  • Is we is is we ain't getting better? (5/16/10)
  • Memories are made of this (5/23/10)
  • Harsh light of day (5/30/10)
  • 100 degrees at ten a.m. (6/6/10)
  • Death of the video rental store clerk (6/13/10)
  • Foul mood swings (6/20/10)
  • Mommy, why is that pelican crying brown tears? (6/27/10)
  • Being American (7/4/10)
  • Communication breakdown (7/11/10)
  • Crazy from the heat (7/18/10)
  • Snap out of it, Bella! (8/1/10)
  • Playing God (8/15/10)
  • A few quick ones (8/22/10)
  • This deal is getting worse all the time! (8/29/10)
  • Can't read the writing on the wall (9/12/10)
  • Smash! Bang! Boom! (9/19/10)
  • Lollipops and cotton candy dreams (9/26/10)
  • The ballad of crashed cars (10/3/10)
  • Brainy day transmitting (10/10/10)
  • Lather. Rinse. Repeat. (10/17/10)
  • Up in arms (10/24/10)
  • Full Speed Veronica's Summer of Ten (10/31/10)
  • Batten down the hatches (11/7/10)
  • The grenade (11/14/10)
  • Big food brain buzz (11/21/10)
  • Same as it ever was (12/5/10)
  • Do you have a frequent shopper card? (12/12/10)
  • Hot stuff (12/19/10)
  • It was a year? (12/26/10)

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