Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/2/12)

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2008 Columns:
Chris Jungle
  • Keep it to yourself (1/6/08)
  • Lack of identity (1/13/08)
  • Technicolor America (1/20/08)
  • Economic bribe (1/27/08)
  • More or less than me (2/3/08)
  • Failed future (2/10/08)
  • Huge fibs (2/17/08)
  • The jungle is growing (2/24/08)
  • Cruising to Roswell (3/2/08)
  • Kip (3/9/08)
  • Heritage(3/16/08)
  • Too soon (3/30/08)
  • Let's get ready to rumble! (4/6/08)
  • The end of the bachelor days (4/13/08)
  • Fees & fines (4/20/08)
  • Change my change vote? (4/27/08)
  • Silly siege (5/4/08)
  • Driveway sale (5/11/08)
  • May-laise (5/18/08)
  • Memory loss (5/25/08)
  • Let go (6/1/08)
  • History, such as it is (6/8/08)
  • Hardly stimulated (6/15/08)
  • Here comes summer (6/22/08)
  • Real American author (6/29/08)
  • Check up, USA (7/6/08)
  • Your license is going to expire (7/13/08)
  • Spray paint (7/20/08)
  • Blow hards (7/27/08)
  • Summer war games (8/10/08)
  • Donna Rose (8/17/08)
  • Zen or numb? (8/24/08)
  • Los Alamos (8/31/08)
  • Belches & farts (9/7/08)
  • Black plays (9/14/08)
  • Greed bailout (9/21/08)
  • My favorite actor (9/28/08)
  • Lovable losers (10/5/08)
  • The boob (10/12/08)
  • Critical acclaim (10/19/08)
  • Pinching pennies (10/26/08)
  • He is not (11/2/08)
  • Yes, we did (11/9/08)
  • Marriage and the state (11/16/08)
  • Adaptation (11/23/08)
  • Dropping like flies (11/30/08)
  • 'Tis the season already? (12/7/08)
  • Lifetime vs. ESPN (12/14/08)
  • Oil slick (12/21/08)
  • 2008. Change. (12/28/08)

    		• Jon Worley
  • The possible dream (1/6/08)
  • Scrounging for change (1/13/08)
  • Snake eyes (1/20/08)
  • The big O (1/27/08)
  • The crystal method (2/3/08)
  • The Clinton autopsy (2/10/08)
  • Whinin' (2/17/08)
  • Diddly (2/24/08)
  • Born natural (3/2/08)
  • 74,370 songs, 200:07:22:25 (3/9/08)
  • The Spitz shvitz (3/16/08)
  • To poop or not to poop (3/30/08)
  • Malaise? Bring it on! (4/6/08)
  • Max's muzom ov art and hes old toys (4/13/08)
  • You might be uppity if... (4/20/08)
  • April on the Anacostia (4/27/08)
  • Chick rocks (5/4/08)
  • A no-win situation (5/11/08)
  • Grand old poultry (5/18/08)
  • Dishonorable discharge (5/25/08)
  • Stay at the Wynkoop (6/1/08)
  • Birth of a nation (6/8/08)
  • Just hangin' (6/15/08)
  • Macrobrews vs. microeconomics (6/22/08)
  • The winner (6/29/08)
  • Who we are (7/6/08)
  • Should (7/13/08)
  • Watching the detectives (7/20/08)
  • A-hole in one (7/27/08)
  • Double time (8/10/08)
  • Pre-convention book (8/17/08)
  • Amethyst laser (8/24/08)
  • Veepstakes (8/31/08)
  • Card carrier (9/7/08)
  • Overdogs (9/14/08)
  • Pals (9/21/08)
  • It's all in your mind (9/29/08)
  • Not stupid (10/5/08)
  • Losing behavior (10/12/08)
  • Remember when... (10/19/08)
  • America. Really. (10/26/08)
  • E-Day 2008: Final book (11/2/08)
  • Morning has broken (11/9/08)
  • A little shuteye (11/16/08)
  • $13 mil (11/23/08)
  • Stimulated (11/30/08)
  • Squirrels (12/7/08)
  • Scandalous hair (12/14/08)
  • A chilly Christmas at the North Pole (12/21/08)
  • 2009: The worst of times (12/28/08)
    		• Matt Worley
  • Revenge of the attack dogs from (former planet) Pluto (1/6/08)
  • By the numbers (1/13/08)
  • Read the fine print (1/20/08)
  • A year on the strings (1/27/08)
  • Making change (2/3/08)
  • I had Jordan Catalano hair in 1994 (2/10/08)
  • The Ballad of Joran Van Der Sloot and Jug Twitty (2/17/08)
  • Death of a newspaper--R.I.P. Albuquerque Tribune (2/24/08)
  • Burning down the house of rock (3/2/08)
  • The definition of us (3/9/08)
  • No movie for old men (3/16/08)
  • Moving (3/30/08)
  • Days of the dead (4/6/08)
  • What's in a name? (4/13/08)
  • The high price of being regular (4/20/08)
  • A smattering of conversations (4/27/08)
  • Press pound for more options (5/4/08)
  • The fraidy-cat syndrome (5/11/08)
  • The boom boom bap (5/18/08)
  • Memorial pie (5/25/08)
  • We have rules for this kind of thing (6/1/08)
  • Get out of there (6/8/08)
  • Sunday mornings with Tim (6/15/08)
  • Waxing fingerly--and esoterically (6/22/08)
  • The right rights (6/29/08)
  • My kind of patriotism (7/6/08)
  • Hanging in there by a tie, again (7/13/08)
  • The tomatoes are coming! (7/20/08)
  • Years of change (7/27/08)
  • Breaking down (8/10/08)
  • Rooting for the home team (8/17/08)
  • Grumpy puss politics (8/24/08)
  • Lazy statements for rainy days (8/31/08)
  • Politics all the time (9/7/08)
  • This one's for you, Sarah (9/14/08)
  • The racism thing (9/21/08)
  • You know what I stand for (9/28/08)
  • Stop me if I've told you this already (10/5/08)
  • Helpful hints for not talking about politics (10/12/08)
  • Twenty years gone (10/19/08)
  • Tour hangovers and plastic sheeting (10/26/08)
  • Endorsements and ruminations (11/2/08)
  • Natural wonders vs. science fiction (11/9/08)
  • A tale of two rock shows (11/23/08)
  • Taking a pause from the life (11/30/08)
  • Rock and roll fantasy (12/7/08)
  • Travelin' through (12/14/08)
  • Creature comforts (12/21/08)
  • Scattered change (12/28/08)

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