Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/6/08)

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2005 Columns:
Chris Jungle
  • Oh-four-no-more (1/2/05)
  • Give, givver, givvest (1/9/05)
  • Three gallon guy (1/16/05)
  • Freedom is a concept (1/23/05)
  • Long hair (1/30/05)
  • State of the Jungle circa 2005 (2/6/05)
  • Video endgame (2/13/05)
  • Painkilling politics (2/20/05)
  • T-boned (2/27/05)
  • March miracle (3/13/05)
  • Fix my future (3/20/05)
  • Hard-on 4 Jesus (3/27/05)
  • Save the daylight (4/10/05)
  • Republican Girls (4/17/05)
  • Pants on fire (4/24/05)
  • subUrbia (5/1/05)
  • Fruits & veggies (5/8/05)
  • Losing Cannon (5/15/05)
  • I don't get it (5/22/05)
  • Americana vs. sophistication (5/29/05)
  • Homos (6/5/05)
  • The poor stay poor (6/12/05)
  • Make your own holiday (6/19/05)
  • Killing costs (6/26/05)
  • The lesson of 1776 (7/3/05)
  • No pity for Hollywood (7/10/05)
  • DON'T (7/17/05)
  • The supreme question (7/24/05)
  • Video game porn (7/31/05)
  • Roid ball (8/7/05)
  • Slamming (8/14/05)
  • Crazy fools (8/21/05)
  • Gouged (9/4/05)
  • Never forget anything (9/11/05)
  • The Judge Jungle hearings (9/18/05)
  • Capitalism vs. Humanity (9/25/05)
  • A different American Dream (10/2/05)
  • God strikes back (10/9/05)
  • Eye off the ball (10/16/05)
  • Better off worse (10/23/05)
  • Ignorance is not bliss (10/30/05)
  • Dr. F (11/6/05)
  • Two Iraqis Sit in a Bar (11/13/05)
  • Culture shock (11/20/05)
  • In the beginning... (11/27/05)
  • The beautiful hometown team (12/11/05)
  • Drinking & driving (12/18/05)

    		• Jon Worley
  • The price of a song (1/2/05)
  • Hearts and minds (1/9/05)
  • Balling (1/16/05)
  • Apollo Smile and Johnny "Guitar" Watson (1/23/05)
  • To the second power (1/30/05)
  • Truth and its ugly stepsister (2/6/05)
  • Flixed (2/13/05)
  • One gonzo week (2/21/05)
  • No easy rides (2/27/05)
  • The middle of nowhere (3/6/05)
  • No two ways about it (3/13/05)
  • That whole moccasin thing (3/20/05)
  • Hobby lobby (3/27/05)
  • Max and Ramona (4/3/05)
  • A second look (4/10/05)
  • The Church of Christ, Republican (4/17/05)
  • Running the numbers (4/24/05)
  • Pneumonia-overtreatment, slight return (5/1/05)
  • How big is your god? (5/8/05)
  • Screwed (5/15/05)
  • Squawk box (5/22/05)
  • Enjoy? (5/29/05)
  • Feel the burn (6/5/05)
  • Baby Jesus has two mommies (6/12/05)
  • Poll data (6/19/05)
  • The joys of decline (6/26/05)
  • Because we say so (7/3/05)
  • They build America (7/10/05)
  • Grooming the goat (7/17/05)
  • Soft focus (7/24/05)
  • Thirty-five shirts (7/31/05)
  • Da bomb (8/7/05)
  • Popped (8/14/05)
  • That woman (8/21/05)
  • Mere competence (9/4/05)
  • Half-life wisdom (9/11/05)
  • Project 2022 (9/18/05)
  • Silent rage (9/25/05)
  • Just a thought (10/2/05)
  • Reminiscing (10/9/05)
  • Kissin' ass and takin' names (10/16/05)
  • Failure fatigue (10/23/05)
  • Creeped out (10/30/05)
  • Recycling tin (11/6/05)
  • How much longer? (11/9/05)
  • Milo and Johnny (11/13/05)
  • New fronts in the beer wars (11/20/05)
  • Leaving (11/27/05)
  • So long, Rich (12/11/05)
  • One times two (12/18/05)
    		• Matt Worley
  • Where everybody knows your name (1/2/05)
  • Breaking up is hard to do (1/9/05)
  • For here or to go? (1/16/05)
  • Can I ask you something? (1/23/05)
  • Freedom to vote for democratic wars (1/30/05)
  • The answer is simple--there is no answer (2/6/05)
  • Eating the edible panties (2/13/05)
  • Fighting for the right to rock (2/20/05)
  • Gonzo's gone--Long live the Gonzo (2/27/05)
  • Think about the future (3/6/05)
  • Not just one road (3/13/05)
  • Walking in circles (3/20/05)
  • Morals and mores in mourning (3/27/05)
  • My mind is a beach (4/10/05)
  • Chewbacca fly (4/17/05)
  • The highs and lows of dirty poodles (4/24/05)
  • Please disregard the next few minutes of your life (5/1/05)
  • Nothing goes with asparagus (5/8/05)
  • The truth in the facade (5/22/05)
  • Looking for a place to sit (5/29/05)
  • The stranger is me (6/5/05)
  • Even kings--of pop--must fall (6/12/05)
  • Warriors of warring war (6/19/05)
  • For the love of Veronica Sawyer (6/26/05)
  • Freedom of America (7/3/05)
  • Long, hot summer--stay the course (7/10/05)
  • Same old same old (7/17/05)
  • Patriotic acts (7/24/05)
  • Having a job--all I ever wanted (7/31/05)
  • Losing our way (8/7/05)
  • Ego trippin' (8/14/05)
  • That guy doesn't know what he's talking about (8/21/05)
  • My heart bleeds sea water (9/4/05)
  • The F word (9/11/05)
  • I'm older than I was in the 70s (9/18/05)
  • Who are we? (9/25/05)
  • Chickens comin' home to roost (10/2/05)
  • Same song, different verse (10/9/05)
  • The new gas diet (10/16/05)
  • Wake me when it's over (10/23/05)
  • Ain't scared of you (10/30/05)
  • It happens every once in a while (11/6/05)
  • Two Iraqis Sit in a Bar (11/13/05)
  • Giving thanks (11/20/05)
  • Where's my spy camera? (11/27/05)
  • Songs about fucking--impregnating Iraq with democracy (12/11/05)
  • Sucker punch epiphany (12/18/05)

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