Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/2/12)

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2007 Columns:
Chris Jungle
  • Snow daze (1/7/07)
  • Keep dreaming (1/14/07)
  • Health vs. care (1/21/07)
  • Embracing the amateur (1/28/07)
  • Frogs on a log (2/4/07)
  • Puppy dog love (2/11/07)
  • Radio free (2/18/07)
  • February funk (2/25/07)
  • No daylight (3/4/07)
  • C is for coffee, and that's good enough for me (3/11/07)
  • Smoking dichotomy (3/18/07)
  • The world is a stage (3/25/07)
  • April fool (4/1/07)
  • Your tax dollars at war (4/15/07)
  • Out of the blue (4/22/07)
  • Number count (4/29/07)
  • Writer's block (5/6/07)
  • Quagmire (5/20/07)
  • Canon Arthur Stanley (5/27/07)
  • Warming the globe (6/3/07)
  • Paris praying (6/10/07)
  • Machine stomp (6/17/07)
  • The Sentry (6/24/07)
  • One American citizen (7/1/07)
  • Beg your pardon (7/8/07)
  • The Legend of Old Beans (7/15/07)
  • Cruising illegals (7/22/07)
  • Weed crazy (7/29/07)
  • Home run king (8/12/07)
  • Dog days (8/19/07)
  • Greenleaf aide (8/26/07)
  • Bug (9/9/07)
  • The continuation (9/16/07)
  • Smorgasbord (9/23/07)
  • Mr. Mouse (9/30/07)
  • Columbus Day (10/7/07)
  • 24 plants (10/14/07)
  • Misguided votes (10/21/07)
  • Mandatory Tuesday (10/28/07)
  • Don't eat the brown food (11/4/07)
  • Much ado about waterboarding (11/11/07)
  • Joey-o (11/18/07)
  • Reading for pleasure (11/25/07)
  • Hanging with the teens (12/2/07)
  • Again with the intelligence (12/9/07)
  • Receding (12/16/07)
  • The change exchange (12/30/07)

    		• Jon Worley
  • Storm surge (1/7/07)
  • The big question (1/14/07)
  • Feelin' malaisey (1/21/07)
  • On ice (1/28/07)
  • No turn on red (2/4/07)
  • Weird news (2/11/07)
  • Max at five (2/18/07)
  • Drinking with the boys (2/25/07)
  • Red moon (3/4/07)
  • Mere competence (slight return) (3/11/07)
  • Movin' on up (3/18/07)
  • Lying is the dumbest policy (3/25/07)
  • Wannabe (4/1/07)
  • WWKS? (4/15/07)
  • The price of freedom (4/22/07)
  • Limbo in Limbo (4/29/07)
  • Sequel nation (5/6/07)
  • Jerry goes home (5/20/07)
  • Four words (5/27/07)
  • Early 2008 book (6/3/07)
  • Market forces (6/10/07)
  • Lax justice (6/17/07)
  • Sam and me (6/24/07)
  • Schooled (7/1/07)
  • When September ends (7/8/07)
  • Eat'n (7/15/07)
  • Let me entertain you (7/22/07)
  • Back in the fold (7/29/07)
  • Pollin' and scrollin' (8/12/07)
  • The change (8/19/07)
  • Justification junction (8/26/07)
  • Nice tuna (9/9/07)
  • Things you don't need to worry about (9/16/07)
  • I know something about this (9/23/07)
  • Walkin' (9/30/07)
  • Sleeping with the enemy (10/7/07)
  • When traveling abroad... (10/14/07)
  • Virginia is for lovers (10/21/07)
  • Revvin' up for a border war (10/28/07)
  • The age of nonsense (11/4/07)
  • The real cost (11/11/07)
  • Armageddon: It's on! (11/18/07)
  • #1 (11/25/07)
  • Feeding the frenzy (12/2/07)
  • The shape of things to come (12/9/07)
  • Gift-giving for dummies (12/16/07)
  • Don't wait 'til next year (12/30/07)
    		• Matt Worley
  • Four two six (1/7/07)
  • The broken puzzle (1/14/07)
  • Viva Van Halen (1/21/07)
  • Getting older--mid-30s remix (1/28/07)
  • Poppin' the culture (2/4/07)
  • Can you hear me now? (2/11/07)
  • Can't we have just a little more time? (2/18/07)
  • Moving pictures (2/25/07)
  • Rum running is bad for your health (3/11/07)
  • Happy anniversary (3/18/07)
  • Trippin' in shorts (3/25/07)
  • Spending a veto (4/1/07)
  • High altitude happy hour (4/15/07)
  • Musty boxes (4/22/07)
  • Ain't changing my mind (4/29/07)
  • Gross incompetence (5/6/07)
  • At the end of the day (5/20/07)
  • Something about the weather (5/27/07)
  • Something about the weather (6/3/07)
  • Working man (6/10/07)
  • The malaise (6/17/07)
  • The Great New Mexican Smokeout (6/24/07)
  • American hopes (7/1/07)
  • Deuces wild (7/8/07)
  • The Legend of Old Beans (7/15/07)
  • Remission from the cancer of caring (7/22/07)
  • Running for cover (7/29/07)
  • Memories for sale: Sold! (8/12/07)
  • We shall not overcome (8/19/07)
  • Losing it (8/26/07)
  • Pub quiz (9/9/07)
  • One column a week for a whole new you! (9/16/07)
  • Condemn me! (9/23/07)
  • Fall into me (9/30/07)
  • You can't hear me now (10/7/07)
  • Musical perversions from Aerosmith to Zappa (10/14/07)
  • Running for life (10/21/07)
  • Creature comforts (10/28/07)
  • Hair of the dog (11/4/07)
  • Written by proxy (11/11/07)
  • Thanks for the Yoda stamps (11/18/07)
  • Buying the world a gift (11/25/07)
  • Uncertainty breeds uncertainty (12/2/07)
  • The naked and the screen (12/9/07)
  • Spinning in a strange world (12/16/07)
  • The prognosticator (12/30/07)

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