Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/6/08)
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2004 Columns:
Chris Jungle
Happy Cabbie New Year (1/4/04)
Orange (1/11/04)
Pow! Zoom! To the Moon...some day! (1/18/04)
Dizzy daze (1/25/04)
New neighbors (2/1/04)
Caution: low flying planes (2/8/04)
The Catcher in the Rye (2/15/04)
Marriage is gay (2/22/04)
Ye olde cop car (2/29/04)
Insider evil (3/7/04)
Heritage and the lack thereof (3/14/04)
The year in war (3/21/04)
Liars (3/28/04)
Sorry about the daylight (4/4/04)
The Jungle tax plan (4/11/04)
A forty-dollar lesson (4/25/04)
The roaches die now (5/2/04)
The Buttfuckers (5/9/04)
A lot of pomp about circumstance (5/16/04)
Remember the wars (5/30/04)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (6/6/04)
The jackassess need a veep (6/13/04)
The big 3-0 (6/27/04)
Happy birthday, America (7/4/04)
Backyard barbecue (7/11/04)
Quit, quitters! (7/18/04)
A drink in the dry land (7/25/04)
Ricky runs no more (8/1/04)
Puzzle pieces for the dog days (8/8/04)
Olympic irony (8/22/04)
Falling flat on your face (8/29/04)
Money slaves (9/5/04)
Where have you gone, 007? (9/19/04)
Hey, Old Beans: Part 1 (9/26/04)
Fighting the insurgents (10/3/04)
20 gets you 10 (10/10/04)
Party like it's 1984 (10/17/04)
Voting against (10/24/04)
Bush America (11/7/04)
You talk way too much (11/14/04)
Kent (and John) (11/21/04)
No money down (11/28/04)
Barry Bonds & me (12/5/04)
The bane in Ohio (12/12/04)
War at Christmas (12/19/04)
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Jon Worley
Don't forget the alcohol (1/4/04)
A light dusting (1/11/04)
True economics (1/18/04)
Just say no to marriage (1/25/04)
Sleepover (2/1/04)
Balance (2/8/04)
Lost in Lost (2/15/04)
War room redux (2/22/04)
Be it amended (2/29/04)
Leaving the nest (pt. one) (3/7/04)
In play (3/14/04)
Generation clash (3/21/04)
Lemon pledge (3/28/04)
U loser (4/4/04)
A wee voice (4/11/04)
Criteria (4/18/04)
It's my fault (4/25/04)
Book 'em, Kofi (5/2/04)
50 A.B. (5/9/04)
Book larnin' (5/16/04)
Man of the house (5/30/04)
Giving it to dad (6/6/04)
Headline news (6/13/04)
A unificator, not a divisor (6/27/04)
Free to be...you and me (7/4/04)
One good thing about the Prez (7/11/04)
The energy crisis (7/18/04)
Dos (7/25/04)
Droopa droopa droopa (8/1/04)
The gift (8/8/04)
Coming and going (8/22/04)
A protestant confession (8/29/04)
A protestant confession (9/5/04)
Scandalously scurrilous (9/12/04)
The big issue (9/19/04)
The strategy (9/26/04)
The new strategy (10/3/04)
Daddy! I'm peeing on your bed! (10/10/04)
The fragrant scent of failure (10/17/04)
Vote your morals (10/24/04)
Linings of silver and lead (11/3/04)
The second coming (11/7/04)
I'm so bored with the U.S.A. (11/14/04)
To market, to market (11/21/04)
Paige, we hardly knew ya (11/28/04)
A true fan (12/5/04)
The final days (12/12/04)
Overtreatment (12/19/04)
Matt Worley
Do I have to wear my good pants? (1/4/04)
Why's he gotta be so nasty? (1/11/04)
Call me next week (I'll know my name better then) (1/18/04)
Numbers (1/25/04)
Numbers (2/1/04)
Set Lady Liberty free (2/8/04)
Big fight--eight months and counting pep rally (2/15/04)
Life in the fast lane (2/22/04)
Low carb life (3/7/04)
Mumbo jumbo, pt. 397 (3/14/04)
This message has been approved by your mother (3/21/04)
Can we take a break? (3/28/04)
Celebrity doppelgangers (4/4/04)
Piles of crap (4/11/04)
Another glass of Mexican wine (4/18/04)
The music is the thing (4/25/04)
Of apples, cut fish and glancing blows (5/2/04)
Being Chuck Klosterman (5/9/04)
The many voices against war (5/16/04)
Free verse cannot be controlled (5/30/04)
The heat is getting to me (6/6/04)
The Prez vs. History (6/13/04)
The Passion of the Bush (6/27/04)
The reason for the madness (7/4/04)
Bomb me! (7/11/04)
Looking for Marilyn (7/18/04)
Reading for myself (8/1/04)
Empty boxes (8/8/04)
All I ever wanted (8/22/04)
Of houses and dreams (8/29/04)
58 days to go... (9/5/04)
Cold feet (9/19/04)
Sins of the father (9/26/04)
Can I have thirty seconds to repeat myself? (10/3/04)
Bump in the road (10/10/04)
Tricking your endings (10/17/04)
Vote, mutherfucker! (10/24/04)
A broken poem (11/7/04)
You don't want to hear this (11/14/04)
The Sure Thing (11/21/04)
Losin' it (11/28/04)
I got some questions 4 U (12/5/04)
Do we know what's Christmas? (12/12/04)
Giving (12/19/04)
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