Is it wrong to celebrate Christmas (with all of its "Peace on Earth and goodwill towards men" stuff) when we're killing people on the other side of the world in the name of a misguided international policy?

Should we ask the aliens for the good package or the big gun?

Is below freezing the threshold for saying it's cold outside?

Does my desire to purchase automatically make retail checkout computers stop working?

Is it better to spend $5 on the lottery or on the bum outside?

Should lap dogs be heads of state?

If I'm rich but never do anything of substance with my life, should news bureaus have entire legions of reporters following my every move?

Is an election a success just because no one gets shot?

Is an election an election if the choices don't get counted?

Would you stop to pick me up if I was walking on the side of the road?

Is it better to give than receive?

Why do you keep wanting more?

Are there better margins on "support our troops" sticker-ribbons than Pepsi six-packs?

Is a regular-sized McDonald's meal better than a super-sized one?

Is it hypocritical to say I support the troops who are dying in a war I don't support?

Is it ok to be a hypocrite?

Is it ok to be an asshole?

Is it ok to like Merlot?

Should you hit on a girl without buying them a drink?

Should you hit on a girl who's with someone else?

Should you sleep with someone who has kids if you have no interest in raising kids?

Why is it I can watch a re-run of a TV show I watched when it was new and still want to see how it turns out?

Is it the drugs?

How many is too many questions?

Is it better for a town to smell like crude oil or cow shit?

Is it really Christmas in Africa?

Is it just me or is everyone full of shit?

How old are old beans?

When you've done all you want to do and seen all you want to see, is it time to go?

How do I know you really love me?

Matt Worley knows the answers to most of these questions, but he's not giving out the key.