Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 11/15/09)

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2009 Columns:
Chris Jungle
  • 2 days off (1/4/09)
  • The Bush years (1/11/09)
  • Hero status (1/18/09)
  • TOPDOG/UNDERDOG (1/25/09)
  • Baby gig (2/1/09)
  • Why so sorry? (2/8/09)
  • Maria (2/15/09)
  • Dead Monkey (2/22/09)
  • Ways to save (3/1/09)
  • Troubled times (3/8/09)
  • Cool cab therapy (3/15/09)
  • Springy (3/22/09)
  • Bachelor vs. Family (3/29/09)
  • Taxing the taxes (4/12/09)
  • The new diplomacy (4/19/09)
  • Spring knocks (4/26/09)
  • Long shot (5/3/09)
  • Mother's Day spree (5/10/09)
  • Interviewing for Jesse (5/17/09)
  • Memory loss (5/24/09)
  • Music is everywhere (5/31/09)
  • Getting off (6/7/09)
  • Disney wins the finals (6/14/09)
  • Catch up (7/12/09)
  • Goodbye, social network (7/19/09)
  • Stupid cops and scholars (7/26/09)
  • Resolution update (8/2/09)
  • Donna Rose is 1! (8/9/09)
  • Creeds (8/16/09)
  • Bad jokes & beer (8/23/09)
  • America for sale (8/30/09)
  • Tragedy is coming (9/6/09)
  • Baby steps (9/13/09)
  • Cursive no more (9/20/09)
  • Shoddy service (9/27/09)
  • The quiet (10/4/09)
  • Moon bust (10/11/09)
  • War weary (10/18/09)
  • Oedipus (10/25/09)
  • The nasty (11/1/09)
  • Cake toppers (11/8/09)
  • The (insert here) media (11/15/09)

    		• Jon Worley
  • Inaugurathon 2009 (1/4/09)
  • BSG 75 (1/11/09)
  • Change, change everywhere (1/18/09)
  • An easterly breeze (1/25/09)
  • Anodyne (2/1/09)
  • WAKE vs. SLEEP (2/8/09)
  • Doubling down against America (2/15/09)
  • Bang bang, you're dead (2/22/09)
  • The classics (3/1/09)
  • The waiting (3/8/09)
  • That championship feeling (3/15/09)
  • HopLite (3/22/09)
  • Good times roll (3/29/09)
  • We're still fat (4/12/09)
  • Another conservative triumph (4/19/09)
  • Halfway home (4/26/09)
  • Killed by death (5/3/09)
  • Out and about (5/10/09)
  • Ticked (5/17/09)
  • Best weekend ever (5/24/09)
  • Kill whitey (5/31/09)
  • Behind the smokebox door (6/7/09)
  • 13:13 (6/14/09)
  • Our persecution complex (6/21/09)
  • 3351--a patriotic refrain (7/12/09)
  • Cool summer (7/19/09)
  • Teaching a lesson (7/26/09)
  • Stones in the bowl (8/9/09)
  • Men bahaving badly (8/16/09)
  • Lime fizz (8/23/09)
  • Summer of our discontent (8/30/09)
  • Sweet land of subsidy (9/6/09)
  • The more beer diet (9/13/09)
  • Fake problems (9/20/09)
  • Open space (9/27/09)
  • Music industry, R.I.P. (10/4/09)
  • Peace, bro (10/11/09)
  • Bum's Rush (10/18/09)
  • Jon + Barb plus two (10/25/09)
  • Cranked up (11/1/09)
  • Camp H1N1 (11/8/09)
  • In the niches (11/15/09)
    		• Matt Worley
  • Not on a mission (1/4/09)
  • Mattflix (1/11/09)
  • Can you feel it? (1/18/09)
  • Something out of Dickens (1/25/09)
  • 37 thoughts on my older ass (2/1/09)
  • Disconnected (2/8/09)
  • Of bailouts and magic bullets (2/15/09)
  • Crazy Uncle Matt (2/22/09)
  • Skeletons in the sand (3/1/09)
  • Stay positive (3/8/09)
  • Of bubbles and bobbleheads (3/15/09)
  • Nailing the hammer (3/22/09)
  • The end of all things (3/29/09)
  • Machine stomp (4/12/09)
  • The vinyl revolution (4/19/09)
  • Sparing a little change (4/26/09)
  • It's the little things (5/3/09)
  • Recording Full Speed Veronica (5/10/09)
  • We're all sick puppies (5/17/09)
  • Twenty years ago (5/24/09)
  • And justice for all (5/31/09)
  • Square pegs--round holes (6/7/09)
  • This is why we switched to digital TV? (6/14/09)
  • It's nothing (6/21/09)
  • Thriller time (7/05/09)
  • It's so hot--insert joke here (7/12/09)
  • Distrctions (7/19/09)
  • Now serving Sundays (7/26/09)
  • Breaking down (8/9/09)
  • Teen dreamweaver (8/16/09)
  • Here's to your health (8/23/09)
  • Hit me baby one more time (8/30/09)
  • Fingers in my ears (9/6/09)
  • The heat of the moment (9/13/09)
  • Summer's end (9/20/09)
  • Blank verses (9/27/09)
  • The new way is so over (10/4/09)
  • This is the time to dream (10/11/09)
  • Such a nice day (10/18/09)
  • My lucky Saturday afternoon (10/25/09)
  • Use it or lose it (11/1/09)
  • Looking forward back (11/8/09)
  • Going bat-shit crazy (11/15/09)

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