Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/2/12)

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2003 Columns:
Chris Jungle
  • End the e-junk (1/5/03)
  • High Life (1/12/03)
  • A race to run (1/19/03)
  • War letters from the future (1/26/03)
  • Warmest January ever (2/2/03)
  • Valley adaptation (2/9/03)
  • If terror strikes...duck & cover (2/16/03)
  • Live and let die (2/23/03)
  • Here's to the boozers (3/2/03)
  • Your voice does not matter (3/9/03)
  • Killing ourselves (3/23/03)
  • Lady Lobos (3/30/03)
  • You want to get up? (4/6/03)
  • Clean up in Aisle Iraq (4/13/03)
  • 'Topes rule! (4/20/03)
  • Waiting for "Waiting for Godot" (4/27/03)
  • Four-day school week (5/4/03)
  • Bitten (5/11/03)
  • Girlie golfer (5/18/03)
  • Warriors against war (5/25/03)
  • No news is good news (6/1/03)
  • The Devil's highway (6/8/03)
  • The cycle of life (6/15/03)
  • Half-year checklist (6/22/03)
  • Outside (6/29/03)
  • Hangman, finally! (7/13/03)
  • Law way isn't cutting it (7/20/03)
  • Familiar bird (7/27/03)
  • 24-hour camping people (8/3/03)
  • California scheming (8/10/03)
  • Power signs (8/17/03)
  • Supporting our troops? (8/24/03)
  • Footballese (9/7/03)
  • Money problems (9/14/03)
  • Social strip (9/21/03)
  • Burn, fatty, burn (9/28/03)
  • Casca & Lepidus (10/5/03)
  • A drink for the thirsty (10/12/03)
  • Losers lose (10/19/03)
  • A safer twenty? (10/26/03)
  • People defeat politics (11/2/03)
  • Professional rocker (11/9/03)
  • Considering The Art of War (11/16/03)
  • Thanks for 2004 (11/23/03)
  • Juror 7 (12/7/03)
  • Nabbing the ace of spades (12/14/03)
  • One film trilogy to rule them all (12/21/03)
  • Bad bowl computer (12/28/03)

    		• Jon Worley
  • Nostradorkus (1/5/03)
  • Into the ears of babes (1/12/03)
  • Another drink with Billy Idol (1/19/03)
  • America's race (1/26/03)
  • How safe is safe? (2/2/03)
  • Showdown at the Eyeracky Corral (2/9/03)
  • Annus maximus (2/16/03)
  • A shot in the dark (2/23/03)
  • Out of the mouths of caterpillars (3/2/03)
  • Who are we? (3/9/03)
  • To be precise (3/23/03)
  • Patriot vs. patriot (3/30/03)
  • Undefeated (4/6/03)
  • Read to me (4/13/03)
  • Les bleu (4/20/03)
  • The war, once more (4/27/03)
  • Party on, dude! (5/4/03)
  • When lies matter (5/11/03)
  • When movies R bad (5/18/03)
  • Scurrying through the yellow and blue (5/25/03)
  • Paging Eliot Ness (6/1/03)
  • Making the cut (6/8/03)
  • Just a dad (6/15/03)
  • Acting affirmatively (6/22/03)
  • Babel on (6/29/03)
  • Nowhere and everywhere (7/13/03)
  • When dumb does bad (7/20/03)
  • Ba ba? Ba ba...ba ba ba ba! (7/27/03)
  • A star-spangled spectacular (8/3/03)
  • Simply scandalous (8/10/03)
  • Advance book 2004 (8/17/03)
  • Smarts that smart (8/24/03)
  • Explosion! (9/7/03)
  • Down there by the train (9/14/03)
  • Blue cheer (9/21/03)
  • No control (9/28/03)
  • The secret lives of license plates (10/5/03)
  • I'm a lover, not a fighter (10/12/03)
  • Don't defend me (10/19/03)
  • No taste...less filling (10/26/03)
  • Tube rubes (11/2/03)
  • Our life and times (11/9/03)
  • Brown toothed boy (11/16/03)
  • No thanks (11/23/03)
  • There is no can, there is only will (12/7/03)
  • Wither the bogeyman (12/14/03)
  • Blame it on the radio (12/21/03)
  • We are us (12/28/03)

    		• Matt Worley
  • Smells like a new year (1/5/03)
  • The politics of smoking (1/12/03)
  • We don't want this! Why aren't you listening? (1/19/03)
  • 31 and counting... (1/26/03)
  • Ten years gone (2/2/03)
  • High vigilance (2/9/03)
  • Something is very wrong here--Beat It remix (2/16/03)
  • The roof is on fire--mutherfucker burning remix (2/23/03)
  • The tide is high--breaking waves remix (3/2/03)
  • Staring at the sun, pt. 372 (3/9/03)
  • Watching the big board (3/23/03)
  • Patterns of life (3/30/03)
  • The test (4/6/03)
  • The end of the world is near (4/13/03)
  • Punching the tar baby (4/20/03)
  • The touch (4/27/03)
  • Friday night rock n' roll (5/4/03)
  • Reaching for a clue (5/11/03)
  • Bye bye Buffy (5/18/03)
  • Booglesnaffingarth (5/25/03)
  • Budget problems (6/1/03)
  • United States of Weapons of Mass Destruction (6/8/03)
  • Alert! Alert! Can I get another alert? (6/15/03)
  • Games (6/22/03)
  • Boom, boom, boom, boom (6/29/03)
  • The lying game (7/13/03)
  • Hot hot heat (7/20/03)
  • You are not a winner, please try again (7/27/03)
  • Designing men (8/3/03)
  • Music & money, part 389 (8/10/03)
  • The art of not accomplishing the objective (8/17/03)
  • What is and what should never be (8/24/03)
  • The running game (9/7/03)
  • My hometown (9/14/03)
  • The customer is never right (9/21/03)
  • Taking a break (9/28/03)
  • Rush the bum (10/5/03)
  • The man (10/12/03)
  • Filtering the media (10/19/03)
  • Get the freak out (10/26/03)
  • The Legend of Old Beans, Pt. 1 (11/2/03)
  • We're only gonna die from our own arrogance (11/9/03)
  • The battle of winter's deep (11/16/03)
  • The 45-year-old child needs to grow up (11/23/03)
  • Best damn albums ever (12/7/03)
  • Wander shopping (12/14/03)
  • Being a teenager sucks (12/21/03)
  • A New Year's wish (12/28/03)

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