Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/2/12)

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2002 Columns:
Dennis Domrzalski
  • Whiny losers (11/24/02)
  • They torture, murder and behead for food (12/1/02)

    Chris Jungle

  • Shrinking news (1/6/02)
  • Dreams vs. Reality (1/13/02)
  • Calendar guy (1/20/02)
  • Believe (1/27/02)
  • The real axis of evil (2/3/02)
  • Flunking education (2/10/02)
  • Tossing & turning (2/17/02)
  • The art of listening (2/24/02)
  • Enough with the tough talk (3/3/02)
  • Catch-22 (3/10/02)
  • The Friday morning lady (3/17/02)
  • Running home to mommy & daddy (3/24/02)
  • He is risen (3/31/02)
  • Tax man (4/7/02)
  • Palisraelis (4/14/02)
  • Drying out (4/21/02)
  • Going through the motions (4/28/02)
  • Chris Smith (5/5/02)
  • Words of wisdom (5/12/02)
  • No next (5/26/02)
  • World Cup vs. Terrorism (6/2/02)
  • Hype (6/9/02)
  • Chinese yam (6/16/02)
  • Summertime (6/23/02)
  • Up in smoke (6/30/02)
  • The greatest hitter (7/7/02)
  • A burst of society (7/14/02)
  • Clovis man (7/21/02)
  • The perils of successful writers (7/28/02)
  • I had no idea (8/4/02)
  • 8th most creative (8/11/02)
  • Iraqi dilemma (8/18/02)
  • No dark sarcasm in the classroom (8/25/02)
  • Free the First Amendment (9/1/02)
  • The world has caught up (9/8/02)
  • You are what they brainwash (9/15/02)
  • Work is weird (9/22/02)
  • Pot luck day (9/29/02)
  • Black widows (10/13/02)
  • Representing (10/20/02)
  • Come together (10/27/02)
  • All over as elections approach (11/3/02)
  • Shoes, booze & underwear (11/10/02)
  • Suite 42 (11/17/02)
  • Smokem if you gottem (11/24/02)
  • Loser week (12/1/02)
  • T'is the season for stuff (12/8/02)
  • Faithless (12/15/02)
  • The palindrome year (12/29/02)

    		• Jon Worley
  • Lake-effect snow, southern-style (1/6/02)
  • Da Enron-run-run (1/13/02)
  • Money talks (1/20/02)
  • Poor little rich girl (1/27/02)
  • Loot (2/3/02)
  • The impending (2/10/02)
  • Ice chip boy (2/17/02)
  • That Olympic spirit (2/24/02)
  • Time? I've got nothing but time! (3/3/02)
  • Balls to the mall (3/10/02)
  • Public service announcement (3/17/02)
  • Oscar dish 2002 (3/24/02)
  • The lasagna incident (3/31/02)
  • Apart, and yet, a part (4/7/02)
  • Traffik (4/14/02)
  • Care and feeding (4/21/02)
  • Crazy people (4/28/02)
  • Big baby (5/5/02)
  • Snake oil (5/12/02)
  • Beer run (5/26/02)
  • Cup quandary (6/2/02)
  • Stop! Thief! (6/9/02)
  • Max and me (6/16/02)
  • Glorious defeats (6/23/02)
  • Moral fudge (6/30/02)
  • Poopus arrestus (7/7/02)
  • TVDVD (7/14/02)
  • Emma Lee (7/21/02)
  • The lure of the rings (7/28/02)
  • Not long ago in an undisclosed location (8/4/02)
  • The bully (8/11/02)
  • Max at 1/2 (8/18/02)
  • Atonement (8/25/02)
  • Reality check (9/1/02)
  • Democracy is an alibi (9/8/02)
  • Bomb me (9/15/02)
  • Raising the art of stupidity to new heights (9/22/02)
  • Shiner (9/29/02)
  • Fidelity (10/13/02)
  • And here's the pitch (10/20/02)
  • 3-4-5-6 (10/27/02)
  • Belly of the beast (11/3/02)
  • Sitting in (11/10/02)
  • The issues are out there (11/17/02)
  • My campaign (11/24/02)
  • Cash money (12/1/02)
  • A week on ice (12/11/02)
  • A whole Lotta racism goin' on (12/15/02)
  • With child (12/29/02)

    		• Matt Worley
  • Meet the new me (same as the old me) (1/6/02)
  • Whither the kid? (1/13/02)
  • Things we don't think about--most of the time (1/20/02)
  • In the air tonight (mucus flow remix) (1/27/02)
  • Is this it? (whiskey-soaked remix) (2/3/02)
  • Bad things happen (2/10/02)
  • The rubber match (2/17/02)
  • Give me my gold medal (2/24/02)
  • The phantoms on your right don't really exist (3/3/02)
  • The sun'll come out ... someday (3/10/02)
  • The business trip (3/17/02)
  • Naked golden men for everyone (3/24/02)
  • Spring cleaning (3/31/02)
  • Bad mojo, suicide bombers and idiots with tanks (4/7/02)
  • The number girls (4/14/02)
  • Upselling my life (4/21/02)
  • Living in the face of death (4/28/02)
  • All kids are drunken dope addicts (5/5/02)
  • The journey (5/12/02)
  • Get over it, dammit! (5/26/02)
  • Damn hot (6/2/02)
  • Feeling safe, version 4.8 (6/9/02)
  • Selfish bastard (6/16/02)
  • U.S. media linked to terror (Extra! Extra! remix) (6/23/02)
  • The blank check (6/30/02)
  • Mixin' the summer stew (7/7/02)
  • The business of food (7/14/02)
  • Where it's at--feeling the real beat of summer (7/21/02)
  • Ouch! That feels good (7/28/02)
  • It's not my fault (8/4/02)
  • Throwin' down da philoso-fee (8/11/02)
  • Rumors of strikes, severance pay and war (8/18/02)
  • Where have all the good times gone? (8/25/02)
  • The house always wins (9/1/02)
  • How the tide has turned (9/8/02)
  • A day in the work life (9/15/02)
  • The winds are changing (9/22/02)
  • Insomnia (9/29/02)
  • Bulls-eye (10/13/02)
  • The storyteller (10/20/02)
  • No road (10/27/02)
  • Chuck's Ducks (11/3/02)
  • The sprint to the end (11/10/02)
  • Marshall is the man (11/17/02)
  • Got the life (11/24/02)
  • Through the past lightly, version 67.3 (12/1/02)
  • Pimpin' ain't easy (12/8/02)
  • The car (12/29/02)

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