Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/2/12)

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2011 Columns:

Chris Jungle
  • Cruising in the new year (1/2/11)
  • Meaty resolution (1/9/11)
  • Extra Zodiac sign (1/16/11)
  • Kid getting clever (1/23/11)
  • Lacking S & T (1/30/11)
  • The King of Bohemia (2/6/11)
  • Fragile species (2/13/11)
  • Rear ended (2/20/11)
  • Band of the aughts (2/27/11)
  • Shit in the meat (3/6/11)
  • Little lessons (3/13/11)
  • March moon madness (3/20/11)
  • Hopeless (4/3/11)
  • Gassed (4/10/11)
  • A penny's worth of issues (4/17/11)
  • Year One (5/1/11)
  • The long way around (5/8/11)
  • Almost nostalgic (5/15/11)
  • Candyland (5/22/11)
  • Plenty of signs (6/5/11)
  • Party for any reason (6/12/11)
  • Blurry (6/19/11)
  • Baby no more (7/3/11)
  • Say (7/10/11)
  • What should I write about? (7/17/11)
  • Getting the girl (7/24/11)
  • All done (8/7/11)

  • Jon Worley
  • The next ten years (1/2/11)
  • Arming bears (1/9/11)
  • It's about "US" (1/16/11)
  • Come together (1/23/11)
  • Bribe smart (1/30/11)
  • You hate me! You really hate me! (2/6/11)
  • Minority report (2/13/11)
  • Unlimited (2/20/11)
  • Big brother of the world (2/27/11)
  • Chuckles (3/6/11)
  • Own this (3/13/11)
  • Stiff (3/20/11)
  • Sis boom bah (3/27/11)
  • Ignorance and such (4/3/11)
  • Ol' Abe (4/10/11)
  • Happy Palm Sunday (4/17/11)
  • Get off the beat (4/24/11)
  • Small (5/1/11)
  • The rebirth of hope (5/8/11)
  • An important announcement (5/15/11)
  • Still alive and well (5/22/11)
  • Just to be clear (6/5/11)
  • On the field (6/12/11)
  • In review (6/19/11)
  • Slow-motion apocalypse (6/26/11)
  • Thwack! (7/3/11)
  • Did you see that? (7/10/11)
  • Tomorrow (7/17/11)
  • All of us (7/24/11)
  • To the sea (8/7/11)
  • Sideshow (8/14/11)
  • Bears and rattlesnake (8/21/11)
  • The Big 0 (9/4/11)
  • Chilly most (9/11/11)
  • Something from nothing (9/25/11)
  • Waiting for... (10/2/11)
  • The common touch (10/9/11)
  • Rancid meat (10/23/11)
  • A Halloween tale (10/31/11)
  • Dirty (11/6/11)
  • Brew Friday (11/20/11)
  • Twits (11/27/11)
  • Material Bowl (12/4/11)
  • All I want for Christmas (12/11/11)
  • Leading (12/18/11)
  • Matt Worley
  • Shmezolutions (1/2/11)
  • Shooting wildly (1/9/11)
  • Quit whining (1/16/11)
  • Delivery (not) included (1/23/11)
  • 13 X 3 (1/30/11)
  • The Great Deep Freeze of 2011 (2/6/11)
  • A sticky note ain't gonna cut it (2/13/11)
  • Over sharing (2/20/11)
  • Are we learning yet? (2/27/11)
  • Filming my backyard (3/6/11)
  • Give up, the end is near (3/13/11)
  • This doesn't make any sense (3/20/11)
  • Runny noses and dust storms (3/27/11)
  • Live without a net (4/3/11)
  • When it's not really about the budget (4/10/11)
  • The end of the world...once again (4/17/11)
  • Deconstructing Lead and Coal (4/24/11)
  • Waiting for the new rock savior (5/1/11)
  • Only winners win (5/8/11)
  • Stop me if you've heard this before (5/15/11)
  • What a beautiful day! (5/22/11)
  • Pretty close (6/5/11)
  • Dumb and dumber (6/12/11)
  • 20 steps away (6/19/11)
  • State of fire (7/3/11)
  • Decisions, decisions (7/10/11)
  • The most comfortable chair in the world (7/17/11)
  • Interwebs (7/24/11)
  • Do you even know what your job is? (8/7/11)
  • Another one bites the dust (8/14/11)
  • Real time vs. nostalgia (8/21/11)
  • Laboring (9/4/11)
  • Personal 9/11 (9/11/11)
  • Oh well, Nevermind (9/25/11)
  • Bottom of the pack (10/2/11)
  • So we're the problem, huh? (10/9/11)
  • Plan B (10/23/11)
  • When the crazies come out (10/30/11)
  • F-ball (11/6/11)
  • Thanks! (11/20/11)
  • Leave me out of it (11/27/11)
  • She Who Shall Not Be Named (12/4/11)
  • My alma mater (12/11/11)
  • It's the end of the year as we know it (12/18/11)

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