Rants and raves deconstructing our culture
(updated 1/6/08)

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2006 Columns:

Chris Jungle
  • Criusing in the New Year (1/1/06)
  • King of the jungle (1/8/06)
  • Nonviolence needs a leader (1/15/06)
  • Plan ahead (1/22/06)
  • Simple health (1/29/06)
  • Oil junky (2/5/06)
  • TV Karaoke (2/12/06)
  • Deterioration (2/19/06)
  • Wal-Mart world (2/26/06)
  • Stream of little consciousness (3/5/06)
  • Basketball jones (3/12/06)
  • So you want to be in the movies... (3/19/06)
  • Unplugged vs. plugged (3/26/06)
  • The Iran affair (4/2/06)
  • Judas is alright with me (4/9/06)
  • Immigration non-issue (4/16/06)
  • Ozma of Oz (4/23/06)
  • Police flip off (4/30/06)
  • Alas, gas (5/7/06)
  • No reunion (5/21/06)
  • High Street house (6/4/06)
  • Abu Musab al-Zarqawi (6/11/06)
  • Population control (6/18/06)
  • June jinx (6/25/06)
  • Rated Y? (7/2/06)
  • White collar stain (7/9/06)
  • A grand game (7/16/06)
  • Cell-less driving (7/23/06)
  • Dick (7/30/06)
  • Shut up, we've been talking (8/13/06)
  • Modern Crusades (8/20/06)
  • Pluto, the outcast planet (8/27/06)
  • The world of basketball (9/3/06)
  • Drug free Jungle (9/10/06)
  • 1988 Ford Escort Pony hatchback (10/1/06)
  • Youth infatuation (10/8/06)
  • It only matters if... (10/15/06)
  • No applause (10/22/06)
  • Michal (10/29/06)
  • The Bushites vs. The Clueless (11/5/06)
  • Who knows? (11/12/06)
  • Frederick R. Savage (11/19/06)
  • Leftovers (11/26/06)
  • Lousy legal system (12/3/06)
  • Grandma's world (12/17/06)
  • The highs & lows (12/24/06)
  • Onward, forward, '07 (12/31/06)

  • Jon Worley
  • Fading fast (1/1/06)
  • Incremental (1/8/06)
  • De buzz (1/15/06)
  • Keep the glass (1/22/06)
  • Heart of darkness (1/29/06)
  • Double duty (2/05/06)
  • Snow day (2/12/06)
  • Holy Chappaquiddick, fat man! (2/14/06)
  • Turned off (2/19/06)
  • Hurlaway, the younger (2/26/06)
  • Limited thought (3/5/06)
  • Where I live (3/12/06)
  • Why McClatchy did it (3/19/06)
  • Cleaning up the alma mater (3/26/06)
  • A tale of two cities (4/2/06)
  • The truth about Durham (4/9/06)
  • J cubed (4/16/06)
  • Looking for the hammer (4/23/06)
  • Nada (4/30/06)
  • Audio archaeology (5/7/06)
  • Don't listen to me (5/21/06)
  • Cup check (6/4/06)
  • The ballad of Sal Fasano (6/11/06)
  • An opening on the committee (6/18/06)
  • Cup quest (6/25/06)
  • More perfect (7/2/06)
  • Conventional ignorance (7/16/06)
  • In the money (7/23/06)
  • L'affaire du Landis (7/30/06)
  • Ten years of reckless self-indulgence (8/13/06)
  • Just caca (8/20/06)
  • Alone again (8/27/06)
  • They're playing my song (9/3/06)
  • No, wait, it was... (9/10/06)
  • Travels with Max (10/1/06)
  • We all need free beer (10/8/06)
  • Hi, Bob (10/15/06)
  • Why have you forsaken me? (10/22/06)
  • Interjections! (10/29/06)
  • The day after (11/5/06)
  • Oh, the humanity! (11/12/06)
  • Bells are ringing (11/19/06)
  • Crapfest (11/26/06)
  • Bowling for dollars (12/3/06)
  • The changing of the guard (12/17/06)
  • Checking it twice (12/26/06)
  • Authoritative authority (12/31/06)
  • Matt Worley
  • Bright and sunshiny day (1/1/06)
  • Intelligent matters (1/8/06)
  • The soft landing (1/15/06)
  • Getting used to it (1/22/06)
  • Something in the air (1/29/06)
  • Asking you--because you're there (2/5/06)
  • We're all guilty (2/12/06)
  • The lottery dream (2/19/06)
  • Loose ports sink ships (2/26/06)
  • At the movies (3/5/06)
  • Three card monty politics (3/12/06)
  • We all need good public relations (3/19/06)
  • Are you buying this? (3/26/06)
  • Ordinary madness (4/2/06)
  • This country is going to Hell (4/9/06)
  • Nothing (4/16/06)
  • The decider (4/23/06)
  • I'm not writing about anything (4/30/06)
  • 750 ways to break the law (5/7/06)
  • Chickens and eggs (5/21/06)
  • An open letter to Axl Rose (6/4/06)
  • Hey, you, get offa my space (6/11/06)
  • In the cave (6/18/06)
  • Paying for it (6/25/06)
  • Feeling free (7/2/06)
  • All wet (7/9/06)
  • War all the time (7/16/06)
  • Summertime fun time (7/23/06)
  • Lobo watching (7/30/06)
  • Facts are a matter of opinion (8/13/06)
  • Pulling weeds (8/20/06)
  • Not laborious (9/3/06)
  • My favorite holiday of the year (9/10/06)
  • Is this what they call the fall? (10/1/06)
  • It's all about choice (10/8/06)
  • Musical meandering (10/15/06)
  • Throw the bums out--job review remix (10/22/06)
  • Do the dance (10/29/06)
  • Full moon fever (11/5/06)
  • False idols (11/12/06)
  • I'd like to thank the world (11/19/06)
  • You are what you buy (11/26/06)
  • The cold war (12/3/06)
  • Pigs on the wing (12/17/06)
  • Not so Christmassy (12/24/06)
  • Happy New Year huzzah! (12/31/06)

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