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10.29.06 Do the dance by Matt Worley On the one... We have to let the Iraqis stand up on their own! If we pull out early, itıs never gonna take! Weıll leave a big stinking hole in the ground! Stay the course isnıt working! Rummy is drunk on his own power! The President has no strategy! And a two... Michael J. Fox is faking it! Stem cells are from babies we could adopt! Federal money should stay out of science (and go into religion)! Stem cells will save your life! We gotta do something with all these fetus things all over the place! Michael J. Fox is a true patriot (but, yıknow, he was born in Canada)! With a three... Build a fence! Throw all those illegals out! Arrest everyone at the border and sort them out later! Amnesty! Build trust! We all need nannies, cheap builders and cheap produce! And a four... If we canıt spy on our own citizens, how will we catch the terrorists?!? Water-boarding is a great summertime sport! Just say no to liquids on the plane! No to big brother! No to torture! No to liquids on the plane! Back to the one... Democrats are the weakest of the weak! They will outlaw football and guns! We are all gonna die if they get the power! How can we do any worse? And repeat... Democrats are no fair, theyıre short with no hair! The President is the devil! Panty raiders! Page plunderers! And now for this short commercial break... In this election season, everyone wants a great deal on a new pick-up! Weıve got last yearıs models at this yearıs prices! How can you go wrong? You can get all the great tastes you love in one bowl. Thatıs right, comfort food in a bowl, how can you go wrong? Everyone is buying a big TV this year, but some are getting bigger ones than the people next door. Donıt you want to be that person? The one with the really big TV? Here we go again... If you vote Democrat on November 7th, the entire world will blow up! If you vote Republican on November 7th, weıre all going to hell! Iım beginning to think itıs not safe to vote at all...
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