The unstoppable force vs. The immovable object
A rock vs. A hard place
Kansas vs. Memphis
Obama vs. Hillary
Godzilla vs. King Kong
Hollywood vs. The Screen Actor's Guild
Spy vs. Spy
Capitalism vs. Socialism
Green chili vs. Red chili
Artist vs. Bureaucrat
Rice vs. Potatoes
Gas consumption vs. Mass transit
Elvis vs. The Beatles
Fish vs. Chicken
Peace vs. War
Spontaneity vs. Stability
Voting vs. Apathy
Strippers vs. Porn
Wine vs. Beer
Paper vs. Plastic
Batman vs. Superman
Cash vs. Charge
Britney vs. Lindsey
Democrat vs. Republican
Cost vs. Convenience
Comedy vs. Drama
Cable vs. Direct TV
Yellow Cab vs. Albuquerque Cab
Solid vs. Flexible
Quantity vs. Quality
Catholics vs. Protestants
Jim Beam vs. Jack Daniels
Books vs. Screens
Faith vs. Logic
Verbal vs. Written
Renting vs. Buying
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Flying vs. Driving
Monogamy vs. Polygamy
Minimize vs. Maximize
Chutes vs. Ladders
Yankees vs. Red Sox
Christians vs. Muslims
Good vs. Evil
Right vs. wrong

Can't we all just get along?

Chris Jungle should have been a promoter.