He is NOT an Arab.
He is NOT a Muslim.
He is NOT a socialist.
He is NOT the devil.
He is NOT a nigger.
He does NOT want to kill babies.
He does NOT want to raise your taxes.
He was NOT born in another country.
He does NOT associate with terrorists.
He is NOT a terrorist at all.
He will NOT bring on the apocalypse.
He is NOT our savior.
He is NOT naive.
He is NOT that one.
He does NOT hate Israel.
He is NOT an elitist.
He will NOT extend the war in Iraq.
He is NOT a neophyte.
He is not like Mandingo.
He is NOT a product of the media.
He is NOT a liberal.
He is NOT Paris Hilton.
He will NOT take your guns away.
He does NOT own seven houses.
He is NOT endorsed by the Albuquerque Journal.
He does NOT condone same-sex marriage.
He will NOT bankrupt Joe the Plumber.
He is NOT George W. Bush.
He is NOT John McCain.

Chris Jungle is NOT endorsing this column.