Poor rich. I can't believe they want to come after you. I know you make over $250,000 a year, but that's not your fault. The government wants another five grand or more from you, and that's mean, isn't it?

Don't worry, you poor poor rich people. Apparently, you have people on your side. Everyone in America has the delusion that someday they will be as rich as you, so they don't want you to lose your tax cuts. Republicans don't want you to lose your tax cuts. How will they fund their evil selfish agenda? Democrats don't want you to lose your tax cuts because they're afraid of you. Democrats are actually afraid of their shadow, so let's just leave them to their own guilt and therapy.

Oh you poor poor poor rich folks. Without you, what are we? You are the top 2 percent of the population in this grand United States of America, but you have over half the wealth. Without you, who would have all the wealth? That's right, lesser people, and we can't have that.

I know, I know. The government is toying with taking away some of your tax breaks for being so grossly overwealthy, and that wrong. Plain wrong. I know you spent a lot of money in the first place to make sure you could continue your wealth. You worked hard for those commodities. You made the big choices (or paid someone to make some big choices for you). Now, the government wants some of that money back because is broke. Sissy government with all its liberal socialist concepts.

You know who wants your money? Everyone. That's exactly why you need to protect it.

Poor, poor, poor, poor rich folks. We know you're idolized, vilified, misunderstood, and chastised. You didn't make the rules. You may have funded politicians who wrote laws enabling you to keep as much wealth as possible, but you didn't make the rules. Lawyers made the rules. God bless the rich and lawyers. Bless them with tax breaks and the ability to make more laws protecting their wealth.

Have you seen the poor? They're dirty, they're mentally handicapped, they're broke. So what do we do? We give them programs and benefits and showers! Who's the one getting all the breaks? Not the poor, poor, poor, poor, poor rich. It's the thieving, nasty, dirty poor.

Come to think of it, the poor have never had it so good. They got their minority president. They didn't lose a dime when the economy crashed. They didn't have their ethics called into question. Lousy, stinking, hands out poor. Always wanting more.

I'm so sorry, you poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor rich people. I wish I could help you. I wish I could stand up and say 'Enough!' Enough raping and pillaging of our richest and finest! Haven't they suffered enough? If they lose money, then we all lose money!

I'd like to say this, but alas, I have to go to work tomorrow and try to make a buck.

Chris Jungle will make $250,000 in ten short years...hopefully.