Okay, life can get a little kinky at times. We get some arousal toward something a little weird, sinful or forbidden. Then, there are those who start to "experiment." They start to "explore." They take this "orgasm thing" way too seriously. Such is the way with David Carradine.

We don't know for sure (but we really kind of do) that he accidentally hung himself in the name of the super orgasm. It's the same way the lead singer of INXS went out. The INXS guy was from Australia, Carradine was in Thailand. Maybe something kinky happens to the brain on the other side of the world.

You probably heard the old rumor about Richard Gere putting a hamster up his butt. True or not, you can't stop a crazy story once it's started. I'm sure it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience, but it seems like some experiences can be passed over for an entire lifetime.

Then there's the S & M, the sex toys, the pornography, the orgies, the strippers and whores, the drugs enhancements, and yes, the strangulation. I'm sure all of these things provide a bit of a spark to the old in-out in-out, but do we need to go to such lengths?

I am riding the wave of my one-and-only healthy sexual relationship, and I have the baby to prove it. My fiancee has always been willing to get in the mood, and I do pretty well with what I have. When the moves become too regular or less stimulating, there is one easy cure. Take a break. Go without. The urges will return quickly enough.

Personally, I find props and visual stimulation distracting. If I start imagining myself with other partners while doing my moves, my performance goes haywire. If my mind starts to wander, so does my penis. Too much information? Probably, but if already know these things about Carradine and Gere, what's a little dirty Jungle talk going to hurt?

I was a bachelor for over a decade, and single men do what they have to do. I've seen more snippets of 90s video porn than should be counted. For some reason, I never graduated to DVDs, just old smutty videos. I also figured out that the further lengths you go for your arousal, the less you like the simple act of fornication in the first place. Anyone who has been peed or pooped on for the sake of arousal has gone on waaaaaaay too many orgasmic quests.

This is what I assume happened to Carradine. He was an actor, so that's weird to begin with. He was in his seventies, so you can imagine what sexual opportunities were afforded him since his days as Shane. He was in to martial arts, so he didn't mind risky self-abusing behavior. And he was in Thailand, so why not try that strangulation thing, right?

Why do we go so far for our quest of the big orgasms? Why do all the spam messages tell me to get a larger member, or spew more semen, or keep going for hours? FYI, most of our members are of a decent size, there is no need for more semen, and fifteen minutes of actual intercourse a very good amount of time. Don't respond to spam.

I don't subscribe to the Christian sex pastor who says partners should have sex every single day for a month. That makes it sound like a chore. I don't subscribe to threesomes or orgies either. Focusing on one partner is hard enough. And of course, I don't think you should hang yourself while alone in hotel rooms because you want to constrict the blood flow so it goes to your genitals for that 'oh, so swell' feeling.

Quick question, did all those people who got hung in the old days feel some sexual stimulation before they died, or did their necks just break?

Hmmm, this column seems to come up with more sex questions than answers.

I can't tell you how to fix your sex life, but I can tell you this: If you love the partner you're with and they love you, everything sex-wise works out in the end. The harder you try to get yourself off without any love involved, the colder and stranger the whole sex act becomes. You end up with blue pills & porn mags & sex toys & numbers for hookers & accidentally hanging yourself in the closet. And that's a sad way to go.

Chris Jungle really liked Carradine's performance in Kill Bill Vol. 2.