Gone but not forgotten:

LIES #17: the magazine that scared itself to death

some old friends:

If you want back issues (#13 is sold out), prices are as follows:

one issue: $3
two or more issues: $2 each
full set (no #13): $20

You can pay by check (payable to Matt Worley), money order or well-concealed cash sent to: Lies Magazine
1109 Madison SE
Albuquerque, NM 87108

The LIES photo archives (sorry, no one's naked or anything)

The final magazine that...

The magazine that scared itself to death.
The magazine that never had Doppler Radar.
The magazine that took responsibility for its actions.
The magazine that ate the forbidden fruit and got diarrhea.
The magazine that didn't hurt nobody.
The magazine that ran out of soldiers.
The magazine that failed the FBI background check.
The magazine that stuck a pig's head on a stick to ward off the beast.
The magazine that hit a long line drive that was caught on the warning track.
The magazine that got a 3.6 for technical marks and 5.9 for artistic marks.
The magazine that picked disgusted moon over happy sun.
The magazine that...
The magazine that ended.

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