Happy birthday to us. Break out the handcuffs and nipple clamps...
Why do we keep f*!#in' up? One year down the road, and Quentin Tarantino
still hasn't called to produce LIES: The Movie.
- Fiction about the flashing a bit of flesh and little league baseball (though not at the same time) by Robert Burns
- Jon Worley gives us a truly dreadful, self-indulgent story describing what happens when you search for pizza and get Jesus instead
- A few good reasons why the correlation between sex and love is way overrated,
by Chris Jungle
- LIES predictions: Why 1996 might be interesting, after all
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