You hear whispers in the walls...
The Liar Party Saga
Introduction: Imagine described only by obscure statistics and vague drawings. A place where the geekiest can be a strong muscle man. A place where the idiot can be a wizard. A place where dragons fly and ghosts can be touched. This is the journey we at Lies will take as the magazine trudges through other fantasies, record reviews and meaningless drivel. It is a nice world--we are all powerful and wise. Where wench isn't a bad word--and neither is mead. The dead rise and idiocy is defeated with a swift slide of the finger. So what if we're hiding behind our mind's eye--sometimes it's really nice to hide. So join us, if you will, in a world of our making. A world ruled somewhat by the laws of Dungeons & Dragons, but in the end, it's ruled by us. Because it's not real. And the unrealness will guide us to the end. Enjoy the fantasy.
During an attack of twelve were-bears and were-goths, the Liar Party seems helpless until Bryan steps to the forefront, calling on the power of his ring of Pink Floyd (+5) to render the beasts as helpless as chronically depressed superstars. Suddenly, the bears and goths shave their eyebrows, scream "Tear Down the Wall!" and curl up into the fetal position. Dennis and Lisa burst into action, cutting of the were-animals' heads quickly--for if left alive, the creatures would become boozing prima donnas who never achieve the greatness they think they deserve and become a drain on society's resources. Bryan uses the power of the ring sparingly and only in moments of desperation because he still regrets the time he invoked its power on Lionel Ritchie and did not kill him afterwards.
continue down the stairs.